- [game night]
- Ryan: [grabs Shane by the arm] Alright, everyone partner up.
- Ryan: [whispering] If we lose, you’re out of my will.
- Shane: I was in your will?
Pumpkin
Slytherin/ /MA '/ /ENTP-T/:My Harry Potter obsession is a problem but I'm here for shitposting and autumn aesthetic
Daily reminder that Mello hadn’t even turned 15 yet when he left Wammy’s House and they just let his ass walk up outta there like it was nothing. I don’t wanna hear shit about Wammy’s not being neglectful and abusive in nature- and that’s not even considering… You know, everything else wrong with the place and the individuals running it.
- Roman: So, Patton which is more important to you: art or science?
- Patton: Art! Without expression, knowledge is useless!
- Roman: Whoa, that's... actually pretty deep.
- Patton: Yeah, plus I just love to paint pictures and junk!
Logan: What’s the most complex thing you do in your kitchen?
Virgil: I think… Worry about death
Virgil: Roman, why are you just staring at the ceiling?
Roman: I’m stargazing
Virgil: Those are just a bunch of pictures of you taped to the ceiling
nothingspecialnothingdifferent:
when he leaves you on read and you’re forced to double text
The Signs As Things Shane Madej Has Said
- Aries: I took an improv comedy class once. Because I'm a white guy.
- Taurus: I'm sad and kinda delirious.
- Gemini: If you want to eat Ryans' heart, turn the light on.
- Cancer: Hey there demons, it's me ya boi.
- Leo: Hey ghouls, the boys are here!
- Virgo: *laying on a pentagram* Rock and Roll buckaroo!
- Libra: Hey you demon fuck!
- Scorpio: I think Ben Franklin might have been involved in some weird sex parties.
- Sagittarius: It's a nice sunset, enjoy it Ryan, it's the last one you're ever going to see.
- Capricorn: It's like Satan's cement butthole.
- Aquarius: Time's a tickin, show up and murder us.
- Pisces: I stole your gold and your wife.
